Schmagels, schmiscuits and schgrants.

Apparently this is the newest addition to the Sheetz MTO breakfast menu.

Platypus is to Hipster as Parrot is to Pirate.

Apparently Grant carries a platypus on his shoulder. Who knew?

Whatcha ya gonna do wit all dat junk? All dat junk inside ya trunk.

Thanks Grant, I'm never going to be able to look at boobies the same way again.

Grant Gogh vol. 3

There's not much to say about this piece. It's red. It has cowboys in it. It looks to be set in Texas. It has a subtle guy-on-guy erotic undertone that is emphasized by the brush strokes and artist's interpretation of that double sided cactus which brings a new meaning to the word "partner." Keep it in your pants Gringo.

Grantassic Period.

With attitudes like this no wonder these fuckers went extinct.

Grant's Box.

These little critters only form of self defense are wicked deep paper cuts. Fingers beware, you're not getting close to grant's box.

eeeerrrrr. eeeerrrr. erp.

What better way to start the weekend than putting on a huge diaper, filling it with a steaming meat log then sitting in it until you get a wicked case of hot butt.

Bitches need to check out the centerfold.

Am I the only one who has a belted sweater fetish?

One foxy string plucker.

Play it gringo. God bless your furry little heart.

Grantportation.

Let's mosie on over to the nearest rink and have ourselves a lap or two.

So, how was that bike ride?

That's quiet the grin for a man who rode 150+ miles without his seat on. Reminds me of my first time.

Mom, i pooped my training grants.

The little tykes got a heart of pure gol......bronze.

Grant in a Grant in a Grant

This is quiet the rare sight. To see a Grant inside another Grant wearing a t-shirt of 2 Grants. It's like watching some sort of weird porno that only involves gingers.

Who wants a puppy?!

Thankfully this little guy stopped licking himself long enough so I could snap this pic.