Hey mum, come 'n get this kid I'm tryin' ta watch nascar.

Grant Pre-op

Who moved my trebuchet?

Damn those guys. Corey and Dan always trick me. They are uber cool and so totally better at designing than me. When I grow up I hope to be half as gnarly as them.

Macy Gray called she wants her chops back.

No comment needed for this one.

Non-gender-specific-grant

We are all glad you're beard came in shortly after this picture was taken.

Prom Night

Grant didn't pick his date up in a limo, he rode her to prom on the 'stache.

Grant's Senior Picture

Nice ape drape bro.

Grant-roids

Dude..what the fuck is wrong with your face? You're staring to look like Rocky Dennis from Mask.

Grantpa

I can smell his old man musk from here.

Gorton Hood

F the poor he steals from everyone.

Quick someone call Steve Irwin Grant's stuck in a tree.

Oh wait...Irwin's dead. Sorry animal man you're S-O-L.

Maybe Bob Ross can help get you down from that happy little tree.

No dice g-money. Bob can't help but he did add you to his painting.

Woa Grant..you got tan.

In all seriousness, you should see a doctor. Judging by your eyes you've gone jaundice.

Good Chuckie

Straight outta 96 comes this grant-a-like who loves frolicking around with Pickles. Tommy Pickles.

Bad Chuckie

This Grant will murder you. Not even apple+z can undo that shit.

Me mum wanted to name me Albert...

...but instead she named me Harry. Either way I'm still a prince.

Doggie Style

Anyone know where I can get some red meat?

Bushy tailed nut eater

Sick guys...I meant wild nuts. Real mature.

Grantberry Muffin

I felt cannibalistic after eating the rest of him.

Bring it winter!

Guaranteed to keep your 'stache warm this winter as you pedal your way over Pittsburgh's bridges. Also doubles as the perfect disguise to rob a 7-11...there are plenty of suspects that match this description.

Grant Pigeon

I spotted this little guy rockin' the earth tones around town searching for breadcrumbs.

Grantimal

Due to the striking resemblance Grant replaced Animal, the drummer of Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem, after he overdosed on pixie sticks.

G.S.I.

Sorry dude. You and David Caruso could pass as brothers...brothers with a huge age gap but brothers none the less. I'm just glad you don't design like he acts. If you did we'd have to put you to sleep.

I thought you were a Pens fan?!

My head shakes in disgust. At least the drapes match the jersey.

Va-Grant

Do I have any cat food in my beard?

DADDY!

Woa dude...give it a rest. Rabbits don't even multiply that fast.

Quilted for your pleasure.

First he'll make you cry. Then he'll absorb your tears.

Grant Gogh vol. 2

Composition: A. Color coordinating tie and sweater with beard: A-fucking-plus

Hey kiddies lets sing a song about acid.

Take a hit or two, ba doop a doo

and my beard will start talking to you.

Grantwad

Quit holding me up Frylock, I gotta get down to 612 Wharf Avenue.

Small, red-ish and furry.

Cuddles for everyone.

Photo from Grant's birth.

That is truly a face only a mother could love.

Hey...get the fuck away from my bike!

Don't make me beat you to death with my U-lock, jagoff.

Ulysses S. Grant

Grant was general in chief of the Union Army from 1864 to 1869 during the American Civil War and the 18thPresident of the United States from 1869 to 1877. Oh wait...wrong Grant

Gringles

Once you pop...Grant comes in and gets little red hairs all over your chips.

Ah tuld ya ah don't look like that Grant fella!

The looks of Grant and the anger of Corey. Please god don't let those 2 ever conceive a child.

Enough said.

Finally we know Jarv's secret.

Grant Gogh

He won't cut off his ear...but he'll bite yours right the fuck off.

MS Paint Grant

Thank you windows 98.

Snowgrant

What can I say? Grant is a man. A man made of snow.