Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Way to toot your own horn.

Jesus has Christmas. Thor has Thunder. Why not give Grant the power to control all things ginger? Sounds legit to me.

Monday, December 14, 2009

gran-t shirt

SUPPLIES LIMITED! Be the first kid on your block to rock this gringo inspired print.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Last name Syndrome. First name Downs.

Behold the power to orange.

Red Sonja.

Let's run this one thru the Grant check list. Red: check. Barbarianesque: check. Short in stature: no check. Screw it I'm posting this anyway. Nice rack there Gringo.

The poster boy for child abuse.

If that was my kid not only would i beat him for being a little shithead but I'd throw in a backhand or too just for havin' that many freckles.

Snuggie...eat your heart out.

Grant's always been the type who enjoys getting extra close to the elderly, if you know what i mean.

I'm killin' it today with updates.

Come on Gringo, red, blue and green only look good on Rupaul.

Grantwich.

Shit man this sammich will nom your face off if you ain't quick.

Snarf snarf.



At first I was only going to post Snarf until I realized all the Thundercats characters look like Grant...except for Panthro. Fuck you Panthro.

phft phft phft.

Grant, next time you need to visit the little kitties room please find your litter box and not my desk.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Round house to the face.

I had to post a new image. Grant's "Luck you" tattoo was gave my eyes the herpes from staring at it for so long.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Funny...I don't feel lucky?

dude...under no circumstances should anyone ever drink enough whiskey to get that down and dirty in your no fly zone.

She thinks I'm cute!


Sorry holmes she actually thinks you're red. We all do. Only I know how you really got to "pulling santa's sleigh."

Grantan O' Brien

This creeps the shit out of me. It's like looking into the future.

Silver and Redish-brown

Watch it Bumble, you don't know who you're messin' with.

Teen Wolf.



And I thought the only thing Grant and Michael J. Fox had in common were the shakes.

They call me Grant Miser.

What ever I touch starts to melt in my clutch.......that's what she said.

Granta Claus is comin' to town.

Is that Chris Cringle in your chimney or are you just happy to see me?

Grant Doll

Holy fuck there's a ginger jungle between this kids legs!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Look at that baby with that cream-puff.

Congrats on the Asian baby, you and Hercules must be proud.

Hercules & Grant

Look at the glimmer in that little red dwarf's eyes...looks like he's craving Hercules' mighty muscle.

All aboard the Grant wagon.

Careful kiddies, if you see this van in your 'hood it won't be offering you free candy it only offers free beards.

Best Halloween Costume Ever.

I had this halloween party and my friend zach came dressed as grant. It's hard to see but his shirt says "Art makes me (sketch of an ejaculating penis)"

Friday, October 16, 2009

Who moved my trebuchet?

Damn those guys. Corey and Dan always trick me. They are uber cool and so totally better at designing than me. When I grow up I hope to be half as gnarly as them.

Macy Gray called she wants her chops back.

No comment needed for this one.

Non-gender-specific-grant

We are all glad you're beard came in shortly after this picture was taken.

Prom Night

Grant didn't pick his date up in a limo, he rode her to prom on the 'stache.

Grant's Senior Picture


Nice ape drape bro.

Grant-roids

Dude..what the fuck is wrong with your face? You're staring to look like Rocky Dennis from Mask.


Grantpa

I can smell his old man musk from here.

Gorton Hood


F the poor he steals from everyone.

Quick someone call Steve Irwin Grant's stuck in a tree.


Oh wait...Irwin's dead. Sorry animal man you're S-O-L.

Maybe Bob Ross can help get you down from that happy little tree.


No dice g-money. Bob can't help but he did add you to his painting.

Woa Grant..you got tan.


In all seriousness, you should see a doctor. Judging by your eyes you've gone jaundice.

Good Chuckie

Straight outta 96 comes this grant-a-like who loves frolicking around with Pickles. Tommy Pickles.

Bad Chuckie

This Grant will murder you. Not even apple+z can undo that shit.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Me mum wanted to name me Albert...

...but instead she named me Harry. Either way I'm still a prince.

Doggie Style

Anyone know where I can get some red meat?

Bushy tailed nut eater

Sick guys...I meant wild nuts. Real mature.


Grantberry Muffin

I felt cannibalistic after eating the rest of him.

Bring it winter!

Guaranteed to keep your 'stache warm this winter as you pedal your way over Pittsburgh's bridges. Also doubles as the perfect disguise to rob a 7-11...there are plenty of suspects that match this description.

Grant Pigeon

I spotted this little guy rockin' the earth tones around town searching for breadcrumbs.

Grantimal

Due to the striking resemblance Grant replaced Animal, the drummer of Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem, after he overdosed on pixie sticks.

G.S.I.

Sorry dude. You and David Caruso could pass as brothers...brothers with a huge age gap but brothers none the less. I'm just glad you don't design like he acts. If you did we'd have to put you to sleep.

I thought you were a Pens fan?!

My head shakes in disgust. At least the drapes match the jersey.

Va-Grant


Do I have any cat food in my beard?